Monday, 15 November 2004

Just a Joke

Well I've decided not to post so much of an entry as I did yesterday.  Sorry about that people. A lot happened what can i say lol........Anyway I start work next Tuesday (they're taking up my refs, which should be fine). At the moment I'm going through a lot of emails that I transferred from an account to my yahoo account.  If I come across any good ones I think I may post them up here.  Anyway I came across this one.....

Enjoy :-)

Revenge of the Blonde

A lawyer and a blonde woman are sitting next to each other on a long
from LA to NY.

The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun
The blonde is tired and just wants to take a nap, so she politely
and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists,
saying that the game is really easy and a lot of fun.

He explains how the game works: "I ask you a question, and if you don't
the answer, you pay me, and visa-versa."

Again, she politely declines and tries to get some sleep.

The chauvinistic lawyer figures that since his opponent is a blonde he
easily win the match, so he makes another offer:

"Okay, how about this "If you don't know the answer you pay me only
$10, but
if I don't know the answer,
I will pay you $100."

This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring that there will be no
to this torment unless she plays, she agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth
the moon?"

The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches in to her purse, pulls out a
ten-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer.

Now, it's the blonde's turn. She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill
three legs, and comes down with four?"

The lawyer looks at her with a puzzled look. He takes out his laptop
computer and searches all his references. He taps into the Airphone
with his
modem and searches the Net and even the Library of Congress.
Frustrated, he
sends E-mails to all his co-workers and friends he knows. All to no

After over an hour, of searching for the answer he finally gives up. He
wakes the blondeand hands her $100.

The blonde politely takes the $100 and turns away to get back to sleep.

The lawyer, who is more than a little frustrated, wakes the blonde and
"Well, so what IS the answer?"

Again without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the
$10, and goes back to sleep.


calwatson said...

Rock on blonds! We dont take offence, I love blond jokes. do more!
Cal xx

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irisclyde said...

Love it! :)

ghwt9996 said...

very funny hehe.  Big congrats on getting your new job hope it all works out well for you.

kingofankh said...

What an excellent joke, I'll play that game down the pub.  He he...