Monday, 1 November 2004

Funnies

Got sent these to me on email once - though it might make you smile :-)

MISLEADING SIGNS:

In a restroom:
TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW  


In a Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT 
 
In a London department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS 
 
In an office:
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN  


In another office:
AFTER TEA BREAK, STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT
AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD 
 
Outside a secondhand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR HUSBAND ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN? 
 
Notice in health food shop window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS 
 
Spotted in a safari park:
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR 
 
Seen during a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HASCHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR 
 
Notice in a farmer's field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES. 
 
Message on a leaflet:
IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS 


  On a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)

Hope you enjoyed these and thanks for your messages once again peeps they are really appreciated!!

4 comments:

sdrogerson said...

;-)

http://journals.aol.co.uk/sdrogerson/SpecimenDays/

jeanno43 said...

These are great.  Funny the things people put up.

ghwt9996 said...

Very funny Jen.  It's amazing how the road to hell is paved with good intentions.

jules19642001 said...

hehehehehe, they made me smile :).............Jules xxxx
http://journals.aol.co.uk/jules19642001/Itsmylife/