Funnies

Got sent these to me on email once - though it might make you smile :-)

MISLEADING SIGNS:

In a restroom:
TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW  

In a Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT 
 
In a London department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS 
 
In an office:
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN  

In another office:
AFTER TEA BREAK, STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT
AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD 
 
Outside a secondhand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR HUSBAND ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN? 
 
Notice in health food shop window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS 
 
Spotted in a safari park:
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR 
 
Seen during a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HASCHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR 
 
Notice in a farmer's field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES. 
 
Message on a leaflet:
IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS 

  On a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)

Hope you enjoyed these and thanks for your messages once again peeps they are really appreciated!!