Xmas takes a nasty turn!!

Hiya all ~ how are you?  Work is done until the 2nd January WOOHOO ~ I love this part of xmas.  Work today was not taken very seriously at all!!  Team leader, P and I spent the morning playing games.  Team leader sent them to us by email and we were all trying to beat each other on the golf game tee hee hee........I won the first round ~ don't ask me how!!  I didn't send the link to my home email coz you need Excel to play and I haven't got it :(  But if you do want the links let me know and I'll send them to you in January ;-)

When I got to work there was a prezzie on my desk ~ it was from P.  She said it was because she felt guilty about leaving me to do the accounts as she was ill.  I told her not to be so stupid but thanked her for it too.  She said that she'd rattled it earlier and it sounded broken but that's ok apparently LOL..................Then when teamleader got there (it's her birthday today!!) she gave P and I a gift each.  We'd already been given chocolates from her and the other team leader, so we were quite surprised.  As she had to open hers (which was cheese biscuits and some shortbread) we had to open this one.  It turned out to be a little bottle of Bucks Fizz with some chocolates.  How cool is that??  Bless my team!!

After work I went up to the Post Office for my two packages :-)  One was what I was hoping for *yay* and the other was for me from Bev our old school friend ~ it feels like a teddy bear tee hee hee............

I walked home from town ~ it looked heaving up there so I figured catching a bus is probably not a good idea.  Had some lunch when I got home and then went food shopping.  Oh dear what a mistake!!  Talk about busy...............It didn't take too long though.  It made me laugh that the shop kept announcing it's opening times, I figured that was a hint lol.............I treated myself to a few munchies but not much!!

Had a shower, and dyed my hair!!  Whilst in the middle of dying it my phone rang.  So with the dye in place I had to find out who called.  My mum had left a message in a very somber voice saying 'Jen it's mum can you ring me urgently.'  My mind boggled thinking the worst of course aka either Nan or Grandad.  But oh no!!  The other day she was driving home on her moped and because of some wood chippings she skidded and came off.  She's only gone and broken her wrist!!  DOH!!  The way she was telling me it sounded like she was about to say something so horrible, so I had to laugh!!  Purely out of relief of course ;-)

So guess who has to help cook Christmas Dinner??  Yep muggins here!!  Well if I don't what would we do??  I can't cancel Christmas.  I told mum to tell Meggy that she'll have to help me ~ so she did and all you could hear in the background was hysterical laughter...................

I hope you'll all wish me luck and I'm sure you'll be waiting with baited breath to hear this sorry tale unfold!!  I shall be back home Christmas Day Evening but I shan't be back online till Boxing Day possibly!! 

Anyway here's part 3 of the quiz ~ What a cracker! (Xmas Jokes) try to work out the punch line.  Good luck xx

1) What do you call a Reindeer with no eyes?

2) What do you get if you eat Xmas decorations?

3) What is Rudolph's favourite day of the year?

4) How does Jack Frost travel to work?

5) What is the difference between the Xmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?

6) What did Adam say on the day before Xmas?

7) What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

8) Why can only tiny fairies sit under toadstools?

9) What did Cinderella sing when her photos weren't ready?

10) Why is it difficult to keep a secret at the North Pole?

Well that's it.  Have a super xmas everyone xx I've turned my alerts off for now.  Hope you have a good time xx

God bless you all xx

Thanks for the sig Roxy xx

p.s can you believe when I dyed my hair I seemed to have got it under my little fingernail ~ it's turned brown LOL..........I don't know how to get rid of it!!  Thought I'd share that silly thing with you!!