Monday, 13 December 2004

I've started......but will I finish?

Hi everyone -

Hope you are all ok!  Thought I'd just add a quick entry with this joke I received on an email!!  Don't you just love that smiley (see above) - I wanted to do that yesterday AOL was not being very co-operative with me!!

Not a bad day at work, the phones were playing silly beggars in the morning and this afternoon just as everyone was going home.  It was quite amusing coz it would ring a couple of times like normal, stop and then ring continuously for about a few seconds or so!  Wonder if it'll do the same tomorrow - but it doesn't matter in the morning as we all have to put our phones to these two people who don't have to do what we're all doing

The thought of this tour is causing some headaches (and for those of you who read the last entry and got confused - sorry peeps  - Mr M was Brian May and Mr T is Roger Taylor from the band Queen, apparently Paul Rodgers from Free and Bad Company will provide the vocals)!!  Anyway I started thinking about my annual leave today.  It usually runs from April to March, which is fine but I'm there until May (as things stand at the mo!), so I have a total of 7 days.  Fine, probably could get to a few gigs with that. BUT - if they decide to do this in April I'm screwed!  That's if I have to give up my leave.....oh life is so tough sometimes   (Sorry to bore you with this stuff but I warn you there is probably more on the way)!!

I made a start - I wrote my xmas cards yesterday and got two papercuts from ONE envelope on my lips - ouch!!  See now you know why I hadn't done a thing before lol I foresaw that happening <<<<<< Only joking

Anyway I don't think there was anything else I was gonna drone on about so I shall leave you here with this joke - enjoy :-)

 

A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter and says
"Hi . . you know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job." 


The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You'll have a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year". 

The guy says, "You're teasing me!"

The social worker says, "Yeah, well, you started it."

5 comments:

jeanno43 said...

Love the graphics, computer one is good but I like Bah Humbug better - wherever did you find that one lol. Glad work was not too bad.  Ouch paper cuts hurt the worst even when you get them on your fingers, I wonder why paper should hurt worse than anything else? xxx

juliebreezej said...

Hi, thought i'd better visit you, thanks for your comments, love the piccys, great joke. xx Juliexx

sarajanesmiles said...

Oooh, paper cuts are sooo painful - who knew that writing Christmas cards could be so dangerous ;o)
Love the graphics, that bah humbug one is brilliant!!
Hope you get to go to one of those concerts, have fingers crossed!!
Sara   x

jules19642001 said...

I love the smiley putting the computer out of the window, that is classic :)............Jules xxx
http://journals.aol.co.uk/jules19642001/Itsmylife/

irisclyde said...

Ohh, I've got that George Michael CD! You know, I honestly nearly said the other day, what about Paul Rodgers, after seeing him sing with them! Good choice, I like him!